Transcript: Spiked Milkshakes with Pigeon John

Dinner with the band
Episode “Spiked milkshakes with Pigeon John”

Sam: Alright so we have already made the steak burgers for Pigeon John, and right now we are going to make a milkshake to go with it. You know, I figured these guys would be a little thirsty. So I figured not only would it be a regular milkshake, but it is going to have a whole lot of spiced rum in it. I guess it is a spiked milkshake if you will.
Here cups of chocolate ice cream, ten ounces of spiced rum, ten ounces of seltzer, and six tablespoons of malt powder, alright and a blender.
1. Scoop ice cream
2. Pour seltzer
3. Pour rum
4. Add malt
5. Blend
6. Add ice
7. Blend
8. Pour
Boom, and there you have it, a really, really spiked milkshake for pigeon John, drink it. Are you guys ready to eat?
Everyone: Yes.
Sam: Then get in here. We got a ton of shit in here. We will make you make your own burgers.
Pigeon John: Ooh wee.
Sam: That’s how we do.
Peter Hong: Super steady chairs.
Peter Daly: Oh my gosh.
Sam: Oh yeah how are these things.
Peter Hong: Toasty.
Pigeon John: That’s what I am talking about bro.
Sam: Alright so you know you got all your condiments and shit. Let me get a spoon for you too. How long are you guy in town for?
Pigeon John: Um we are in town just for today and tomorrow we are at urban plaza, with peeping Tom. Opening up, this is our fifth show with them. And we are on the road for almost three more weeks, going to head back to the west coast, the fresh coast.
Sam: Is it the best coast?
Pigeon John: The left coast is it?
Sam: I just wanted to see how your answer was.
Pigeon John: Heck no bro.
Sam: Boom, that’s what I thought the question was. C’mon if you cant approach that. Let’s uh, drink rum, to the new project.
Pigeon John: Thank you man. Whew, look I just drooled.
Sam: Well you have been waiting to eat for four hours.
Pigeon John: Like a little boy. You want to party, you want to dance? We made it guys.
Sam: You guys eat like a team.
Pigeon John: Mmm, that tastes delicious.
Sam: Is it alright you made it. What about the new, the new project, obviously we heard some of it today.
Pigeon John: Yeah dude, um, its, new records out. Its sound scanned eighteen copies so far, in three months, so it’s doing good, it’s doing good, I can’t, you know.
Sam: Were they all in one neighborhood or?
Pigeon John: Yeah, they were all me and my mom, but hey whatever. No, we did a song on Quannem projects it is called pigeon John in the summer time pool party. And it is going to come out.
Sam: I like the cover.
Pigeon John: Thanks man. I wanted the feel good vibe.
Sam: You wanted the feel good vibe.
Pigeon John: I wanted the mile bro, it is hard to smile.
Sam: In the cover?
Pigeon John: No, in general, in life.
Sam: I think you are doing a pretty good job.
Pigeon John: I try. Yeah okay check this out. All tour stories are awesome, but then when you tell them they become unawesome.
Sam: Well tell one that sucks.
Pigeon John: Okay.
Peter Hong: We are in New Orleans and we stop at a super 8. It is dark, it is muggy, and it is the end of summer. John gets a little rock and throws it at a tree, for just some odd reason. He feels like he needs to throw a rock at a tree.
Sam: I can see that.
Peter Hong: And something flaps out and just flaps away. And we are like is that, are those birds? And were like, no it’s a bat. So us being from LA you don’t see bats often.
Sam: You see vampires often.
Peter Daly: Except for um, you know west LA you do.
Peter Hong: So uh, so how did it go? Hollywood. So John gets this great idea to pick up a piece of concrete about the size of this broccoli, and says we are going to throw it at the tree and see what happens. At least 500 bats came out of that tree
Sam: No way. E is exaggerating.
Peter Hong: No shit, and when they came out of the tree, like if this was the tree. They didn’t just come out; they came out to the sky, and just swirled in formation. They swirled and they ducked down and they chased us, basically.
Sam: That is a scary story.
Peter Hong: Yeah so we did it about fifteen times.
Sam: Alright I guess I want to thank you guys for showing up. It was early this morning but we got alcohol in us so we are good to go.
Pigeon John: Yay!
Sam: I look forward to buying the 19th copy of your album.
Pigeon John: You’re going to be the lucky one.
Sam: I will be the twentieth. I will buy both of them; I will buy nineteen and twenty.
Pigeon John: Thank you. Our goal is to at least reach forty by December.
Sam: Alright I want to thank the guys for coming out, give it a big toast to Pigeon John and the boys and we will sign off with that. Finish our burgers and these cocktails, and maybe make a couple more.
Pigeon John: Let’s do it, lets party.