Transcript: Halloween

Searchin’ USA Episode “Halloween” Josh: Hey thanks for showing up, don’t show kids this show, Searchin’. Halloween will soon be here so we are counting down the top-five spooky and or pagan related searches, let's goo. Number five, Amy Winehouse, at 284, come Halloween this British pop star is not going to need a bag to carry her treats in, the only treats that she really wants are the ones that will fit up her nose, bing. Number four global warming at 427, so some burnt out crazy hippie scientists want us to believe that this is the worst thing that we have a look for it too, if so then you better so all your stock in Chewbacca costumes inc. Number three dogpile at number 132. It sounds like you guys are boning up on your neighborhood pranks, I know when I am planning a flaming classic dog pile I would lay on the porch of some tightfisted no treat giving sucka, I like to add a rosemary sprig and a cardamom pod. It is kind of like my calling card. Number two unique baby names at 743. Americans are looking for kick ass handles to give their youngsters names like Nosferatu, Tony, and Zoltare the inevitable. And my number one Halloween related search term of the week is boys in diapers at 841. What is better than dressing up as a slutty pumpkin? Hey I you looking for a domain then go to GoDaddy.com they have them as low as $1.99 in addition to world-class hosting services and utilities to help you build your web site. Just put in this code down here and get 10% off any purchase that you make. And now for our biggest band in the world segment where we find the band search the most in the top 1000 and crown them kings or queens of all music. Squealing in at number 78 is Metallica, after we all realize that James Hatfield could not do anything more rock and roll than set himself on fire albeit accidentally, Metallica's fame has seemed to wean, along with their endearing alcoholism. Now it seems they do not make CDs as much as they make decorative coasters that hearken back to the glory days of Kill Them All. Now it is time for getting crafty with Josh, expounding on the popular search term homemade Halloween costumes from last week, I would like to give you some ideas for good costumes based on your search queries. Halo 3 at number 133 gives us a great idea for a Halloween costume, take some empty laundry detergent bottles, carefully paint them, put on a bicycle helmet and go door-to-door announcing that you're the famous Master Chief from the video game. At number 434 transformers gives us another great idea for a Halloween costume, take those same painted laundry detergent bottles, the same bicycle helmet and declare yourself a robot and a car. Or try Britney Spears at number 756, this does not take much to pull off, you shave your head, tuck your skirt into your underwear, send your three-year-old to buy you a pack of Kools at 7-11, and drunkenly rant at all your best friends, happy Halloween America, whoooo. Okay I have to go find a virgin before midnight but hopefully I will see you next week on another episode of Searchin’ USA, happy Halloween.

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