Searchin’ USA Episode “Falco, Playing games, and Enrique Iglesias Oh, ahoy, ahoy webernaughts. Welcome to searchin USA, the first show ever in the history of man kid that dares to tell you the ridiculous things you search for everyday right here, on old man internet. But be warned intrepid searcher. Some of it ain't kid friendly if you Ecatch, my Edrift. Top ten searches: Ten, Google. That’s right American you are googling Google. Nine, game cheats for ps2, because your little brother and all the pothead in Cincinnati cant beat God of War without training wheels. Eight Harry Potter, which is evidently some children’s book series about kids with psychic powers that play in a rock band and solve crimes. Seven hentia, if you don’t know, don’t ask. Six p&$%y. Five play game. Me Tarzan me want parcheesy. Four MySpace. Tack on a .com and you might end up at the actual website. Three porn. Two, porn’s dorky older brother sex. And rounding out the top ten at number one is our perky friend, boobs. Boobs. And now for a segment I like to call combination, where we keep you abreast with interestingly adjacent search results. This week shamelessly making out in the corner of club Google is former Kournekova lover Enrique Iglesias at 259, and gay porn at 260. Via con dios my limp wristed friends. And now it is time for Joshes pick o' the week, where we raise a struggling search as high as we can in the top one thousand. This week, Falco. Remember Falco? Well, at 865, there is lots of room to rock his Amadeus to the top ten, so go Google Falco. And raise him into the fame. Lets do it, we can make it. Ok I am feeling a little testy so I am going to go log into a bathroom, but you keep searching USA and I will see you next week. Bye.